God took some dust and mixed it with his oxygen ,that he breaths...
first time I learnt that God breathes was when he created adam
then God realised adam actually needs a wife .....(strange hey)
so God puts the guy to sleep , but I think he killed him because no one can pull out a rib from your chest while you sleep
anyway so God pulls out a rib about 23cm long prolly weighs 0,15kg ..and from it
he molds a brain ,full muscles,a full skeleton and blood vessels and voila a woman was created from a small rib.(amazing powers hey a piece of bone turns to a body.
now adam was, im sure months or years old we dont know but bible says he created them male and female and then rested
(so again I learnt for the first time that God gets tired)
so Adam and Eve where created old and they already knew how to speak fluently,
so they gave everything names (wonder though what Adam did while was alone and how did God call forth things he had no names for beats me
anyway God saw that it was Good and then
God says now Adam even as vegetarians that you are I have placed a tree that offers you knowledge but I don't want you to eat it, I will leave it infront of your eyes.
in his wisdom God knew satan had rebelled and had gone into the garden to corrupt humans and God also rushed to ban humans from eating a fruit that offered better insight)
ok now it gets intresting ....a snake comes and speaks hebrew with naked Eve...(a snake talking but dont be alarmed even a donkey in the bible also spake aramic to its owner )
okay so the snake hallas at eve and says
"sup sweet thang looking good in that creation jumpsuite otherwise sunshine have you tasted the forbidden treee try it and actually notice being naked isn't as glamourous as you think"
(again one wonders how did the snake know the tree was fobbiden)
also there seem to be a tree that gave immortality we are only told God decided to chase them away before they eat it and be immortal-never die .
anyway
so Eve listened to the talking snake and ate the fruit of knowledge and felt good
I bet she became wise and rushed to upgrade her dumb husband who also saw how smart her partner had become and he also ate the fruit of wisdom
and now listen ....God in his power knew what he knew would happen and decided to jump in and curse them for doing what he knew they will do
so to cut a long story short God is angry that adam and eve ate a fruit of reason and he will burn us all...he has killed his son so that he saves you from what he knows and how it will turn out
yes people this story comes from the bible
AMEN...
to be continued......
